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Doctor Who Season 15/2 Episode Seven, “Wish World”

The Rani’s (and also the Ranis) have an evil plan! Who would have guessed?

What’s The Episode? Wish World

What’s It All About, JG? Discovering RTD has seen Wandavision (or maybe Pleasantville) for the most part. But story-wise, we start off with the Rani (Panjabi version) in Bavaria, stealing a baby who can make wishes come true. We then find ourselves on a version of Earth where the Doctor and Belinda are married with a child, Poppy, and the Doctor works at UNIT, now an insurance company. Every so often, when someone doubts something, a cup will fall through a table. This is because the Rani is trying to measure doubt (can one assign a number to such a nebulous concept?). Conrad, from “Lucky Day“, has wished this world into existence, so it’s enforced heterosexuality, disdain for the disabled etc. – the typical right-wing fascist fantasy. Eventually, to get the plot moving, Rogue turns up on telly to give the Doctor a push in the direction of something interesting and he ends up confronting The Two Ranis (Panjabi and Dobson). The “current” version reveals she is trying to find…. Omega. Oh good. Then the Doctor plummets to his apparent death while screaming about Poppy being actually real while the world disintegrates.

Doctor Who Season 15/2 Episode Six, “The Interstellar Song Contest”

Is this what it’s come to?

What’s The Episode? The Intergalactic Song Contest

What’s It All About, JG? Eurovision in space, innit? But fine, the Doctor and Belinda turn up at the Intergalactic Song Contest, shit happens and most of it is really, really terrible (the writing, not the events, though also that). Susan pops in for a cameo (the only bit I actively enjoyed) and Mrs Flood is the Rani. Woo. The end.

Doctor Who Season 15/2 Episode Five, “The Story and The Engine”

What is the Story of Doctor Who anyway?

What’s the Episode? The Story and The Engine

What’s It All About, JG? The Doctor lands in Nigeria so he can go hang out in a barber shop with his friend Omo (Sule Rimi), leaving Belinda to cool her heels in the TARDIS. The barber shop has, however, been taken over by The Barber, who has abducted Omo and a few others. The barber, alongside a woman called Abby (Michelle Asante), is using them to power a mysterious engine with the power of stories which the abducted men are compelled to tell. Trying to leave the shop, the Doctor discovers it is both in Nigeria and on the back of a giant spider simultaneously. Fed up of not being in the episode, Belinda eventually arrives and gets caught too.

The Barber reveals he is a storyteller who spread stories of the Gods but received no credit so now wants revenge. The Doctor also figures out that Abby is in fact Abena, someone he met (and abandoned) when he was the Fugitive Doctor – she’s also looking for revenge. The Barber wants to reach the centre of the spider’s web to cut off the gods from the web and killing them, which the Doctor things will destabilise all human culture (or something). Abenda changes her mind on the revenge thing and – via braiding – gives the Doctor a map to the engine’s power source. The Doctor links the engine to his story which overloads it, the Barber is persuaded to let everyone go free, and everyone escapes. Omo retires, the Barber gets the (now normal) shop and Abby goes and gets on with her life.

Doctor Who Season 15/2 Episode Four, “Lucky Day”

Back to Earth with a bang and a catch-up with Ruby. But can a “political” thriller land its politics?

What’s The Episode? “Lucky Day”

What’s It All About, JG? The Doctor and Belinda land on Earth in 2007 to try and get another Vindicator reading and encounter Conrad Clark, a small boy the Doctor gives 50p to. An adult Conrad (Jonah Haeur-King) has another chance encounter with the Doctor and Ruby as they hunt down a Shreek, which he’s marked by as prey. We then move forward to reacquaint ourselves with Ruby Sunday as she is now. She’s decided to appear on a Doctor-related podcast hosted by Conrad and they start dating. Going to a village in the countryside for a romantic date, it seems like the Shreeks are attacking. Rubby calls in Kate Stewart (Jemma Redgrave) and UNIT but in fact, it’s all just actors in costume. Conrad thinks aliens, the Doctor, and UNIT are all fake because he’s a conspiracy nut and he’s trying to out them. This results in a scandal as he tries to discredit UNIT so UNIT are on the back foot. Conrad breaks into that flippin’ great UNIT HQ in London with the help of an inside man and tries to livestream the event and get Kate to admit it’s all fake. Instead, Kate sics an actual Shreek on him and he ends up with his arm bitten off (and reattached) before getting sent to jail. Where the jailer is Mrs Floor (of course). The Doctor bothers to turn up at the end to give a speech about how awful Conrad is and Conrad basically tells him to fuck off, then Mrs Flood apparently lets him out. The end.

Doctor Who Season 15/2 Episode 3, “The Well”

Can third time be lucky for this season?

What’s The Episode? “The Well”

What’s It All About, JG? The Doctor and Belinda land on a spaceship to get further readings from the Vindicator to try and get them back to Earth. They are unceremoniously dumped on a planet where a military rescue team – straight out of Aliens – are trying to find out what happened to a mining colony. Entering with the soldiers, the Doctor discovers just one survivor, a deaf cook named Aliss. She has “something on her back”, which turns out to be the creature from “Midnight”, still around some 400,000 years later and this is that selfsame planet, now stripped of its diamond. The Doctor is able to force the creature out of Aliss but it attaches itself to Belinda instead. Thanks to some fancy shooting from the leader of the soldiers, Shaya (Caoilfhionn Dunne) Belinda is freed and they return to the drop ship where the TARDIS is and go on their merry way. Only for a post-departure scene where Mrs Bloody Flood turns up again and also it looks like the creature escaped.